I’ve been so grumpy lately. You can’t really blame me, I’ve been eating rabbit food and working out non stop and that’s enough to make anyone a little out of sorts. What is the point?

In other happier news, I ordered my Yves Saint Laurent ring a couple of days ago and I took the plunge and ordered my white DM shoes (even if they will make me look short and fattttt, I am in love, okay?).

Shallow shallow shallow. Moan moan moan.

I am constantly torn between doing nice things or owning nice things. I can’t afford to do both but that’s just life and I’m not really complaining here, just stating that I wish money grew on trees because I am a material girl who sells pens for a living. I have a virtual shopping list in my mind that costs around 6 grand that is going to take me a hell of a long time to tick off. I used to live off almost nothing but tins of sweetcorn when I lived by myself so I could afford to buy clothes and that’s pretty funny really. I have problems, but at least I can laugh at myself. Haaaaa. Ramble ramble ramble.